Mississippi

Looks like Obama will get Mississippi today.

Below is the editorial from South Mississippi's newspaper, The Sun Herald.
Link: http://www.sunherald.com/editorials/story/423814.html

Posted on Tue, Mar. 11, 2008

Mississippi matters today, but what about tomorrow?

-- Regardless of the outcome of today's presidential primaries, Mississippians need to hold the attention of the three primary presidential contenders long after the polls close.

That's because all three - Hillary Clinton, John McCain and Barack Obama - still occupy seats in the United States Senate and it is in that upper house of Congress that Rep. Gene Taylor's multi-peril insurance legislation is stalled.

These three senators could - with the national media attention constantly focused on them - instantly focus the nation's attention on the insurance crisis that is overtaking more and more American homeowners.

If the private sector will not or cannot offer homeowners affordable and accountable protection for their property, then the federal government must.

This deplorable situation is not limited to Mississippi. It affects residents of Massachusetts and Connecticut. Of New York and Maryland. Of Virginia and the Carolinas. Of Florida, Alabama, Louisiana and Texas.

We usually encourage voter turnout on an election day. But today we encourage the candidates themselves - those running for president as well as those hoping to fill Mississippi's seats in Congress - to dedicate themselves to helping solve this problem before other coastal communities, and even communities far inland, are as overwhelmed as our communities have been by an insurance industry exempt from anti-trust legislation and more interested in profits than people.

Just tell which bumper sticker to buy- PLEASE!

Clinton got two big states- Texas and Ohio. She also got Rhode Island. Obama got Vermont.

Recently: Obama got Wisconsin.

Mississippi is coming up soon, and living in Memphis, I have already seen an Obama ad on tv (a lot of those Mississippians hang out in Memphis to get away from their tortured life in their state).

The Obama ad wasn't negative, it was just a clip of one of his speeches, and then headlines about his policies. I wasn't impressed. Of course, I have already voted and I am just waiting for the rest of the country to get done voting so we can find out who the hell the nominee is!!! (Hey, I need to get my car covered in obnoxious bumper stickers, and I need to know who the REAL candidates are before doing that!)

Here is a link to election results and information:
http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/


And do you want Nader information?


Well, what if it was Nader on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart?

Well..... Screw you- here it is whether you want it or not:





Question: Is the election news more important than my current personal problem?

Current Personal Problem: Need to do laundry.

Answer: No.

Reasoning: Nothing has changed. Damn it.

Sincerely (maybe),
-K8-

Clinton on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Yet another TV Orgasm:







And hey- QUESTION: Is this more important than my Current Personal Problem?

Current Personal Problem: I don't feel good.

Answer: Yes.

Reasoning: A presidential candidate on The Daily Show... It's just plain fun :-)

By the way, I do plan to post results of today's primaries later tonight or tomorrow morning. And I will probably post the videos of Ralph Nader appearing on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart tonight!!!

Bastards

Blogger isn't letting me edit my last post. So the typo ( I wrote "me" instead of "my") will just have to fucking stay where it is.

Bastards.

Sincerely (most fucking definately),
-K8-

EDIT- OK, so immediately after publishing THIS post, suddenly Blogger has a change of heart and allows me to edit my posts again. Thank you for listening, Blogger. Obviously, this proves that the only effective way to get things accomplished and changed in this world is by cussing. Take notes, Obama.
-K8-

Finally, the cleavage!

Just found this and it fulfills my promise to utilize the 3 "C"s of success: Cussing, Cleavage, and Comedy.

Again- for Colbert fans, the 3 "C"s are: Church, Christ, and Colbert.

However, after watching last night's Colbert Report, I am tempted to change one of the "C"s to "Cure for Bears."

Sincerely (maybe),

-K8-

Nader

Can you see me roling my eyes? Well, I am.

I just visited Nader's presidential site: http://www.votenader.org/

There is nothing on there about where he stands on the normal issues, though he does have the standard "Issues" section on his site's menu.

Thus- I have nothing to say about him right now... Other than "Why?"

I know that this country is great, and we open the presidential candidacy to all who qualify... And the best choice probably does not have a title like "Democrat" or "Republican," but... We have become a two party nation... We just have. It is a fact. Nader entering the race just confuses the hell out of the process, yet again.

That is just my opinion. I will be posting his views on the Iraq war and other crazy stuff that he says as I come across it.

By the way, Nader is 73. He will turn 74 on February 27th (in two days, send your brithday cards out TODAY!). He is older than McCain. This would make him 78 at the end of his presidency after one term, and if he were re-elected, he would be 82 at the end of that run...

Seriously?!?

So, the question is: Is Nader announcing his running for office more important than my Current Personal Problem?

Current Personal Problem: Bored at work.

Answer: No.

Reasoning: Nader.

I am going to go back to watching Stephen Colbert dancing on You Tube to Scissor Sisters' "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'". There ain't nothing better than this video:

"These are a few of my favorite things" - The Sound of Music

Oh yeah - another Julie Andrews movie gets referenced in my blog!

February 19th Results

According to http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/ Obama won Hawaii and Wisconsin and the non-binding primary in Washington. McCain won in Washington and Wisconsin.

So no surprises... Hillary is counting on Texas and Ohio... See http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gHHVgKy54TfwGMngikUz9Bj7E52QD8UTUUC80

Question: Is this more important that my Current Personal Problem?

Current Personal Problem: Gotta pee.

Answer: No.

Reasoning: Physical needs come before primary results.

Goin' to the restroom now...

Where have I been?!?!?

Now I feel like a loser! I didn't even know Obama has spoken publicly about his little drug history... So, apparently, he is an occasional smoker, has smoked pot in the past, and used cocaine, also.

Well, isn't that sweet?

Here are some videos for you to enjoy:

On pot...



On cigarettes...

Obama got labeled.

Obama got labeled as a kitty cat in this SPECTACULAR blog: http://www.indecision2008.com/blog.jhtml?c=v&m=101115

Obama getting called a pussy this early in the game is simply RUDE!

I would wait to call him names until he is THE democratic candidate. Poor guy. You people are going to make him cry...

Which, of course, will secure his victory in the next round of primaries.

Question: More important than Current Personal Problem?

Current Personal Problem: Boredom.

Answer: YES!

Reasoning: Reading that blog ended the boredom for a minute. Cool!

Sincerely (maybe),
-K8-

And it continues...

According to CNN.Com:
After this past weekend and another Tuesday- the new delegate totals are:

Obama - 1253
Clinton - 1211
Needed to win: 2025


McCain - 827
Huckabee - 217
Paul - 16
Needed to win: 1191

I've got nothing funny right now. I could tell you all about my laughing fits during THE Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and Conan last night... Oh, and the chinchilla's shown having sex on Leno... But there were no "TV Orgasms," so really, who cares?

OH! But thank goodness the writers are back!!!

I do want to pose a question to you people: Does Ron Paul remind anyone else of Ross Perot??? All he needs is a bunch of charts and I swear they would look like brothers.

Question: So, is this information more important that my Current Personal Problem?

Current Personal Problem: Bored at work.

Answer: No...

Reasoning: Nothing is more important than getting paid to really "BE SOMETHING," even if that "something" is "bored."

Sincerely (maybe),
-K8-

TV Orgasm

"I TEACH Sunday School, Motherf-cker!" -Stephen Colbert 2-11-08 on The Colbert Report

That was what I like to call a TV ORGASM!!!

I know that was not political and doesn't relate to the presidential race at all- but oh my goodness- that was AWESOME!

Sincerely (definitely),
-K8-

Iraq War

As far as resources go, I am going to naively rely on the candidates' own sites for this blog.

Ladies first:
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Source: http://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/iraq/
Summary of her Iraq plans: She wants our troops to begin withdrawing immediately, will aim to end the war ASAP, and has details on her site about how to do this without screwing ourselves and Iraqis.
Regarding when the troops would be out of Iraq- This is from the debate on 1-31-08:
Source: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/01/31/dem.debate.transcript/
BLITZER: But you can't make a commitment, though, that 16 months after your inauguration will be enough time?
CLINTON: I certainly hope it will be. And I've said I hope to have nearly all of them out within a year.


The Newbie:
Barack Obama
Source: http://www.barackobama.com/issues/iraq/
Summary quoted from website: "Obama will immediately begin to remove our troops from Iraq. He will remove one to two combat brigades each month, and have all of our combat brigades out of Iraq within 16 months."


The old guy:
John McCain
His site: http://www.johnmccain.com/Informing/Issues/fdeb03a7-30b0-4ece-8e34-4c7ea83f11d8.htm
Summary: He would have us stay in Iraq until we "succeed." He has details on how to accomplish success in Iraq on his site. And yeah, he's the one that made the "100 years" comment. See: http://www.democrats.org/a/2008/01/day_3_mccain_wa.php


Would the real Christian please stand up?
Mike Huckabee
His site: http://www.mikehuckabee.com/?FuseAction=Issues.View&Issue_id=2
Summary on Iraq from his site: "Setting a timetable for withdrawal is a mistake. This country has never declared war until "a week from Wednesday," we have always declared war until victory." "I am focused on winning. Withdrawal would have serious strategic consequences for us and horrific humanitarian consequences for the Iraqis."
Running Mate: Stephen Colbert, see site: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/01/breaking-news-h.html
(And yeah, I know, probably not actually going to happen, but the facts that are out there are all quotes from Huckabee asking Colbert to be his running mate... So...)


Is Ron Paul still running?
YES!
From his site: http://www.ronpaul2008.com/
"Let me tell you my thoughts. With Romney gone, the chances of a brokered convention are nearly zero. But that does not affect my determination to fight on, in every caucus and primary remaining, and at the convention for our ideas, with just as many delegates as I can get. But with so many primaries and caucuses now over, we do not now need so big a national campaign staff, and so I am making it leaner and tighter. Of course, I am committed to fighting for our ideas within the Republican party, so there will be no third party run. I do not denigrate third parties -- just the opposite, and I have long worked to remove the ballot-access restrictions on them. But I am a Republican, and I will remain a Republican."
And in case you want it- here is Paul's view on the war:
" On my first day as commander-in-chief, I will direct the Joint Chiefs of Staff and our commanders on the ground to devise and execute a plan to immediately withdraw our troops in the safest manner possible."

Latest victories...

So the latest news is that Obama won some more states, but CNN is reporting that yet again Clinton may lead in super delegates. See link: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/02/10/maine.dems/index.html

Also, Obama won a Grammy for his audio book: "The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream." If Obama ends up getting the Democratic ticket I will be picking up his book. Right now that just seems like a lot of work.


Also newsical: While all Democratic primaries and caucuses went for Obama this weekend, the GOP was divided again. Louisiana went for Huckabee and Washington went for McCain. See link: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/interactives/campaign08/primaries/


Please note that I will soon unveil the gathering of facts on Obama, Clinton, McCain, Huckabee, and Paul. I will be using the three "C"s to success online: cussing, cleavage and comedy (for Colbert Report fans they are: Church, Christ and of course Colbert).

Question: Is this more important than my Current Personal Problem?

Current Personal Problem: Boyfriend snoring and toilet gurgling.

Answer: NO.

Reasoning: While it is "news," it is still very unclear who will win the Democratic ticket. I am ready to ignore primaries and caucuses until EVERYONE agrees there is a front runner. Of course- I still will report to you who wins what. Again- that will come later. Right now I need to put on some music in my headphones to block the most annoying sounds on earth.

...

And I need a drink...

...

Alright, filled up a playlist and got a couple of sips off of the boyfriend's Coke. Going to get back to researching the candidates and should have useful information on the blog soon.

N.B. There is a "Rock the Vote" link in the upper left corner of this site (really- look- it's there!). You can use this link to register to vote.

Fun fact: I registered to vote at a Dave Matthews Concert in 2001 a month after I turned 18. I was sitting on a blanket next to my best friend and had a joint near me. The "Rock the Vote" guy didn't seem to notice. I tell you that little story just to say- it's really easy to register to vote.

Sincerely (mostly),
-K8-

News that doesn't suck

The writer's strike will probably end TUESDAY, February 12th. Writers will then go back to work the next day. Source: http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5hI1updUOXFgWQUagWyG8F9zaEKBg

THE Daily Show will return!!!

Question: Is this more important than my current personal problem?

Current Personal Problem: I want to watch the end of the Grammys.

Answer: Yes.

Reasoning: While fellow Memphian Jerry Lee Lewis is on TV, and it is sweet- it is sweeter to know that THE Daily Show will be returning Wednesday! I am a bit sad to know that we only have two more days of A Daily Show (with only Jon Stewart in charge of what comes out Jon Stewart's mouth) - But YEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely (maybe),
-K8-


PS. Foo Fighters got best Rock album!!! See link: http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/10/grammy.winners/index.html

Facts Hurt

When Mary Poppins sang "just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down," she meant a spoonful of "comedy."

This is why The Daily Show and A Daily Show are needed: so we can digest the factual medicine that tastes so damn bad. Jon Stewart is more a chaser* than the actual shot of whiskey [I mean medicine (I mean facts**)].


You may say: "K8, facts are boring," or
"the only facts I need are the prices of a quarter of the good stuff and an ounce of schwag" or
"facts are scary."

Well, in my language those translate to:
"facts bore the shit out of me,"
"facts distract the shit out of me" and
"facts scare the shit out of me."

Obviously, this is the explanation for the "shits" you may be suffering after watching CNN. Not being a doctor, I feel I cannot even speculate on the tragic state of the human existence after watching C-SPAN.

While most TV news programs cause this severe side effect of diarrhea, the others rapidly shove suppositories up our asses. Jon and his writers soothe the nation as we "come to" in a daze wondering why our asses hurt.

I salute not only Jon, but his predecessors such as the brilliant anchors of "Weekly Update" on Saturday Night Live that I grew up watching. And what the hell, the not-so-brilliant ones, too. (You didn't think I was going to mention Kilborn, did you?) (Well I'm not.) (I mean I didn't.) (I will have not.)

(I like the parenthetical thing***.)

Here you go, fellow Americans: a blog by an employed 24 year old pothead chick who watches The Daily Show and VOTES****.

I will tell you that I have dreams for this blog. Great big American Dreams. I believe the American Dream is different for each of us, but Eddie Izzard came close to summing it up in Dress to Kill when he said "You have the American Dream; the dream is to be born in the gutter, and raise, and grow up and get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go ( blows raspberry )"*****

No, really...

I have a question: Is all of this really that much more important than my current personal problem?

Current Personal Problem: I am tired.

Answer: NO!

Reasoning: While I would love to go into the actual mission that drove me to my computer in the middle of the night, leading me to post a blog 12 hours later, I am really just too tired. I can't type if I am falling asleep on the keyboard, and my guts are telling me that I have accomplished my first blog post already- without the mumbo-jumbo history lesson. "The American Dream SMASHED" will need to be explained later.

Sincerely (maybe),
-K8-



-Enjoy my footnotes: I do!-

*My chaser of choice was always Dr. Pepper. Unless I was pregnant- then it was unsweet ice tea.

**In reference to those who postulate that young people get their news from Stewart: http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/02/apontv.stewarts.stature.ap/
http://newsinfo.iu.edu/news/page/normal/4159.html

***"Way too Much. The parenthetical thing's gettin' old." -Jon Stewart from http://jon.happyjoyfun.net/pics_ae/esquire/jon1.jpg

****http://www.cafepress.com/buy/daily+show/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_14945238/opt_/fpt_/c_666/

*****http://thedougler.podomatic.com/******

******I like asterisks, too.